my vag is so smooth its legendary
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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