ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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