You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
