PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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