the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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