You smell like a Billy Joel song
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
