my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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