so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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