The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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