i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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