you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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