Soap is not a condiment
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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