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(415): View more from California

I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI

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(520): View more from Arizona

Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.

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(760): View more from California

What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?

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(818): View more from California

I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number

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(703): View more from Virginia

protesters in toronto definately have the best pot

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Its gonna be a symphony of fucks

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!

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(812): View more from Indiana

He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.

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