Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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