Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
How naked do you want me to be?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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