I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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