Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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