you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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