The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I am mentally ready for anal.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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