I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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