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• (914): View more from New York

  oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.

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• (347): View more from New York

  she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.

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  ofcourse you didnt.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?

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  we need a secret handshake

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that

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