I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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