i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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