he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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