i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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