White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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