Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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