I just made out with a guy for $7.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
home. puking in laundry basket.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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