im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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