I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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