He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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