Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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