if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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