you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I can't turn off my feet"
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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