In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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