We need to rekindle our bromance
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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