her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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