are you still at the devil's house?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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