Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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