The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Shame is for Republicans.
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