How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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