how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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