My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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