why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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