My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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