do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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