NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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