just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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