i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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