I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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